Well i realise i wouldn't be a very good politician party leader, but making a manifesto isn't too hard, is it? Well in the position of power like any party leader is, they have to construct a manifesto that pleases the mindset of the majority and that's hard. However i found out though research that a party doesn't have to carry out any of the manifesto if elected, seriously?! what the hell is going on there! Anyway i had a look at a few current manifesto's i especially liked the monster raving looney parties manifesto and found that there is a certain structure to compiling one, mostly in the form of a list. So here's mine on the subject of gentleman's toilet etiquette
No man should ever stand in the urinal next to an existing man
Conversation is not allowed as this makes for uncomfortable moments
Wash hands before and after package handling
The splash zone should be considered before choosing a urinal
If freshen up chants are started only join in if you know at least one person singing
The subject of endowment should never be brought up under any circumstance
Urinal camping is disallowed, this is when a man seeks to stand behind a currently in use urninal so that he may use it next, instead a que should form
- If a female is brought into the sanctuary of the men's toilet they will be shot at the first dawn.
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